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Team Names
Every month I split my class into teams. It gives the students opportunities to sit by others, work with students at various levels, and is a change in classroom arrangement. We usually have team names that go along with what we’re learning, whether in history, science, etc.
This month they chose their own names. I told them to have it Christmas themed. Here’s what they came up with….
- The Jiggly Elves
- Santa’s Chunky Cookies
- The Chunkadelic Reindeer
- Santa’s Love Handles
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their faces.
holy shit their faces.
they are basically saying;
“Bitch i will cut you.”
Stfu Kristen Stewtard.
your story’s length: 300 episodes
your genre: magical girl
your character: the classy pervert
your lover: the smartass
the climax: your straight friend accidentally kisses you
the ending: you finally lose your virginity
DEAD
length: 25 episodes
genre: parody
character: the smartass
lover: the tomboy
climax: you have the courage to order pizza
ending: you finally handle a burrito
length: 2 seasons. 260 episodes each
genre: magical girl
character: the social butterfly
lover: hopeless pervert
the climax: your lover becomes a zombie in the zombie apocalypse
the ending: your lover gets hit by a car
Length: 90 episodes ona series (what..?)
Genre: Ecchi (hurrhurr -wiggles eyebrows)
Character: The Tsundere
Lover: The classy pervert (well it is ecchi afterall)
Climax: “You and your lover kiss and your mom cockblocks”
Ending: “Not found. Your series got canceled.”
LOL ONE OF THE ENDING OPTIONS IS “WHOOPS YOU’RE PREGNANT”length: 25 episodes
genre: comedy
character: the badass
lover: the tsundere
climax: you and your lover orders tacos
ending: your uke stops denying you
oh my gosh. everything. especially the last two. why. lolololololol.
What if Harry and Draco were girls…
LOLOL
Imagine the bitchiness.
I need this to be a thing.
